blastois:

lgaylah:

first u have black cats drawn like 

and now i bring u

white dogs drawn like this

they are best friends

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eelpatrickharris:

reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and “i pUT MY HANDS UP THEY’RE PLAYIN MY SONG” started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life

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wirehead-wannabe:

sonnet20:

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

The number of the people in the notes who had no idea it was a Christian show blows my mind

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cephalotodd:

thor’s so big because all his muscles are filled with love. he’s the comic of the guy furiously doing weights and thinking “i’m going to be so good at hugging”

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epikalstorms:

vorbits:

underrmyumbrellaella:

this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

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sociallyawkwardhufflepuff:

cakemakethme:

Terry Crews coming in with some wisdom

we need terry painting like bob ross on tv everyday 

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ace-leafeon:

uglyassprettyboy:

uglyassprettyboy:

uglyassprettyboy:

Why don’t we discuss the vast amount of underaged dating within the LGBT community? We only crucify creepy men preying on young girls, but it doesn’t stop there.

For example:

I know of a couple that met when one was 15-16, and according to my calculations, that would make her partner at least 26 at the time they got together. Now, they receive a lot of praise on here but every time I saw their pix, I felt sick to my stomach. 

Because we don’t talk about it, we young people walking around thinking this behaviour is okay.

I had a girl try to get at me one time who said she was 21 and ended up being 17. When I found out her real age I ceased communication and dead the shit immediately. She kept trying to contact me because she couldn’t wrap her mind around it…saying she was “grown” and that she’s “been with older women before,” like that makes it okay.

I’m in NO WAY blaming her…I blame all of us who see this shit going on and don’t speak up. When we see men seeking out younger women, we’re all up in arms and are quick to drag them. But when it’s a same-gender couple, why don’t we have the same reaction?

When I went to Pride I remember there was a girl in her 20s who thought I was cute and tried to flirt with me. When she asked my age and I said I was 17 she immediately backed off.

This is how people need to react to this shit. Stop flirting with minors when you’re an adult. Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean that it isn’t just as creepy as when college guys flirt with high school girls

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